If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
Why does a orphan have to go to church, cuz thats the only way he can pray for a father.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
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How do you know you’re at a gay church? Half the congregation in kneeling
Confusios Ssay "man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew"
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
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Why is a nun called a nun? Cause they aint supposed to get nun ;)
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
