jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
There's a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I'm the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
What's an orphan's favourite movie? Home Alone
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What does a terroist get for Christmas.A c4
2 Kids told their parents they saw a man late a night entering their house on Christmas night The day later they found out several houses were robbed
why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man 👨 that is a minister and a christain nationalist with👱♂️ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until 🎄 🎅 🤶 christmas to take away ⛪ his church tax exempt status 📱 ☎️ or he will call 📞 🤔 🤷 🤣 the ACLU
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
Why do Christmas trees 🎄 like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
I’m going oomph be busy having dinner soon I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
