Christmas

Christmas jokes

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!