Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.