why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
What's an orphan's favourite movie? Home Alone
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
2 Kids told their parents they saw a man late a night entering their house on Christmas night The day later they found out several houses were robbed
why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man 👨 that is a minister and a christain nationalist with👱♂️ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until 🎄 🎅 🤶 christmas to take away ⛪ his church tax exempt status 📱 ☎️ or he will call 📞 🤔 🤷 🤣 the ACLU
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
Why do Christmas trees 🎄 like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
I’m going oomph be busy having dinner soon I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
What did Santa Clause get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Why do orphans love christmas
Cause they build a home
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
no one:
Taeil: "happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "its merry Christmas"
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
