Christmas

Christmas Jokes

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

12 tap ins

11 pointless dribbles

10 fixed league titles

9 missed penalties

8-2

6 dives

500 million robbed from Barca

4 UCL semi losses

3 times he blamed Higuain

2 retirements

And a transfer to a farmers league.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"