What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
