I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four 😉😂😂
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
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Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
