What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?
For Throwing Out the W's
the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
why was the milky way remembered... because its... DELICIOUS!