The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
I like chips.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips are family size. T - T
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
how do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see it's facial expressions how do you get the baby out with a tortilla chip
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
