Chip jokes
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.