Chip jokes
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.