Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!