whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips
Hey Jonny you can buy a...
Pun o chips at the store
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
