One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
POV: a person made you mad but your Chinese and they have a cat. " CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese? Some smile, others beam
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“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
what do you call a chinese person with 1 leg? tie son whu
When God made Chinese he said "DON'T LOOK!" and the chinese said "why?" and God replied "You wont want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man he said "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES" and the white man said "Why?" and God replied "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said "there is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the holocaust said "all these europeans killed each other so a white genocide is accurate, white killed white"
Then the Chinese said "thank you we take your land now"
And the Jews said "but we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said "yes every time God show up you get bullied! you might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said "why are you chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the chinese said "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so dont go looky looky at the world then"
It turned out the chinese are very obediant to God.
Did you see that chinese man with no legs? No I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes. Isn't that the chinese man with no legs fault? Its not like He Go Ann Hi Weh
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball They cannot run home
chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
