How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
