Children

Children Jokes

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?

The elevator can raise a family.

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.