Children jokes

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.

How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?

None because they don't have a home.

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

How are Tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.