Children jokes
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!