What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
Why is the last part of orphanage age ? Because it doesn't matter your age
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
Why do pedos hate corona ?because they have to stay to meaters away form children 😈
When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
my parents love me
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
I love orphans so atleast they know someone loves them
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?
why cant orphans see all these jokes on this website that were posting? cuz they dont know were the home page is.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
Why are orphans bad at poker.
They dont know what a full house is
