Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Imagine orphans watching spiderman no way home.
Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
