Children

Children jokes

Orphan

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

Orphan

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

Orphan

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Memes

Boy

when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess

Three boys are running through a field. The image text reads: "Me and the boys running from the teacher after telling the African kid to make an infinite water source."

Onion

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

Orphan

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.

Orphan

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

Orphan

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

Baby

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

House

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

Orphan

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Orphan

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Orphanage

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Orphan

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.