Children jokes
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.