Children jokes
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.