What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Children Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
