Children jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Memes
when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...