I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Children Jokes
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
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Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
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I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
Mom, mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand..... Little Johnny, good! But he's not born yet.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
