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Are you angry?
Go Bully an Orphan!
WHat are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."
*someone on here said it previously* My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile" and I said "that's a big word for a 5 year old".
Q. What is an orphans favourite game
A. Hide and seek
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
oh wait i'm thinking of....
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What movie do orphans relate to, Home alone.
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood