Childhood

Childhood Jokes

Boy

Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.

Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"

The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."

Adoption

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

Adoption

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

iPhone

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

Peepee

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Dad

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.

Fish

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

Get it?

Orphan

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

Lecture

Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?

Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.

Orphan

Q. Why do orphans love elevators?

A. Because they're the only things to raise them.