Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
Why can't a orphan play baseball? Because they can't make a home run.
My Father touched me yesterday i called him a priest
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I'm an orphan, lol.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
