Childhood jokes
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.