Q. What is an orphans favourite game
A. Hide and seek
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
oh wait i'm thinking of....
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
Iโm not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
yo dad went to get milk and still hasint came back 10 years later !!!!!!!!
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Pov: you are 7y and you find a stick. SORD.
Whatโs an orphanโs least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
