Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Are you angry?
Go Bully an Orphan!
WHat are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Q. What is an orphans favourite game
A. Hide and seek
