Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
