Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Childhood Jokes
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.