Childhood jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"