Childhood jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Memes
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.