Childhood jokes
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Memes
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."