Childhood jokes
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.
Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?
Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.
Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!
Dad: Oh, hey Brick!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Orphans have no parents.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.