I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Childhood Jokes
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
