Childhood jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Orphan, sorry.
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.