Childhood jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!