Childhood jokes
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
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Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!