Childhood jokes
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.