Childhood jokes
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
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What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, youβre gonna hate it as an adult.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they donβt know where home is.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do orphans air?
Itβs invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
You know whatβs traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!