Childhood jokes
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.