Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Childhood Jokes
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they donβt have parents.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Whatβs the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle Joe last summer."
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Mommy kisses my butt.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesnβt have a home button.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
