Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.
"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."
"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.
Grandma pointed to the campfire.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
