Childhood jokes
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!