Childhood jokes
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.