Childhood jokes
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My mom left me at a very young age.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.