Child jokes
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
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What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.