Child jokes
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
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What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.