Child jokes
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
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What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."