Child jokes
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Cute
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.