I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. đ
Child Jokes
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Whatâs an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Okay not a depression joke but... whatâs worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Whatâs the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
