Child jokes
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
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What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂