Child jokes
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
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What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.