1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.
so my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child i was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me i was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friends uncle killed my dad . the kid was never seen again . her name was Madeleine McCann i think im the only one who knows where she is but overall the head from the hooker was good
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish so he started to yell out lil fishy lil fishy lil fishy they called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.
Once There was a minecraft child molester on the minecraft facebook. He asks a kid his age. the kid blocks him.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing, because they had no arms.
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
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I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
