Child jokes
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.