Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Orphans are lonely.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
