Child jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Stop, orphan joke!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.