Little Johnny died
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
Knock knock, Whos there? child, Child who? Child Millissa!
when the card declines on child insurance
A child's parents once lived in chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage noe.
child with cancer says mother what will i be when i grow up and then the mother says shut up dick you have cancer hehehe.
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
An orphan goes up to someone the guy ses were are you parents
the orphan ses why do you think im wearing ripped pyjamas
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Can a orphan child arrested for vandalism or will the officers ask for there parents to talk to
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child...thanks to that people really believe my fake smiles! :3
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped
When I go to bed... my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick... and beats me with it.
me: are you an orphan? orphan: yes how did you know and what gave me away? me: where's your parents? orphan: died and i have a phone why? me: because it has a home button.