Child jokes

What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphans are lonely.

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.

Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."

Woman: "What's the bad news?"

Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"

Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"

Dr: "It's dead!"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."