What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.