Child jokes
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Memes
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.