Child jokes
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Memes
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?