Child jokes
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Memes
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?