Child

Child jokes

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?

Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.

A man and a child walk into a forest.

The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."