Child

Child jokes

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?

Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.