Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Child Jokes
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
