Child jokes
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.