I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.