Child jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.