Child jokes
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.