for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Whats the difference between a 14 year old boy and a 8 year old boy. The 14yo is on top the 8yo is on bottom
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! Jk he hasn't opened it yet
When I go to bed... my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick... and beats me with it.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world. Put the diapers back on
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
