Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
