An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
A man and a child walk into a forest. The kid says "um sir its getting dark and i'm getting kinda scared". The man says "yeah well think how I feel I have to walk back out alone.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
