wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?" Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father..."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
I have a brother and he told me this quote no wonder they had a second child they messed up on the first one“ he’s the second child... I’m the first...
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell
"IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE"
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa! Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it The next day, the Grandpa is dead Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma. Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it. The next day, the Grandma is dead. Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy! Dad- Oh no. If I survive until tommorow, everything will be okay! Survives until tmmrow Dad- Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house* Mom- Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch! (If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.
Your dad is gone
What do u call a orphan a bootysnagger45
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
