Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Child Jokes
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
