Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
kid:dad what happen to the kid napper. dad:he had a nap Kid:where is he now dad:HELL
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
Why can’t u give a orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Children are so ungrateful nowadays I got my daughter a bike but now she’s crying on the floor saying “I don’t have legs”
Armless child: can you give me hand??
Me: ok
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
The M and D in orphan stands for Mom and Dad.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Kid:I want to be batman Ok when he gets home his parents are dead
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child
Sally
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
