What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
