Child jokes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.