Child jokes
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!