Child jokes
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.