what does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
what is cold and alone a orphins parent
Guys, what do you call a un aborted and parents less child?... An orphan
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
what is a orphans first step to the orphanage
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants
there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
The mom and left the child because they were famous and rich like rich monkeys
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
Their both full of child groomers
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