how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
What’s and orphans favorite beer? Fosters
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him go big or go home and he only had one option.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub Is 1 way to describe how my inner child acts but yesterday I killed them now I hear Wubba Lubba Dub Dub I’m drowning in the tub
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
the went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
