I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Your mums so fat that when she goes to KFC they run out of stock of chicken 😂
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on pole-tree.
why did the chicken cross the plane TO GET TO THE OTHER SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
why do cheetahs have spots chicken pocts
whats your mums favourite food?
chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village
On which side the chicken has the most feather
On the outer side😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why was the chicken black and the were white,ADOPTION
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
why are indians dark? because they are born and bred in chicken curry
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
