Chicken jokes
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.