what did robin say to batman when they were getting chicken?
hahaha idk
Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other
What do you call an empty police station? Banana Chicken
There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
Which came first the chicken or the egg.....
Eggs don’t cum
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled
why couldn't the chicken cross the road, why couldnt the pervert cross the road, cause his dick was in the chickens ass!
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
my cock lmao
what do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken
[god creating the parrot] OK HOW ABOUT A TYEDYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
why did the chicken cross the road ?to help steven hawkings cross
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK sorry...
i think your eggcellent
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there was two.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
