Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
what did robin say to batman when they were getting chicken?
hahaha idk
Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other
What do you call an empty police station? Banana Chicken
There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
Which came first the chicken or the egg.....
Eggs don’t cum
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
why couldn't the chicken cross the road, why couldnt the pervert cross the road, cause his dick was in the chickens ass!
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
My cock, lmao.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
