Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken ๐คฃ๐๐ Get WRAY'DDDDD!
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
what did robin say to batman when they were getting chicken?
hahaha idk
Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs donโt cum.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
My cock, lmao.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
