Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
What did the evil chicken lay
Deviled eggs
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why are chickens so funny becauseeeee
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at chic fl a.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road
Shit if somebody invades America the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go. We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets have become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out? Hell the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have comedy central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the united states. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breastroke? Chicken breast
McDonalds sweat chilly chicken one.
