Chicken jokes
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Rooster.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...