What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Guess What. Guess What. Chicken but. Got them
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
