What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owlπ¦
Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
What hurts the most?πΉ
A. Breaking up before chewing
B. Breaking up after chewing . ππππ
How does a train eat?
Chew chew!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry
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what do you call a train with buble gum?
a chew chew train
oh man im depressed
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!
( Btw I never actually did this irl yet)
So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why a made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying ) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.
I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
What's red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?
A family had a very disobedient dog. it would bite the childrenβs hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
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