Checkout jokes
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
LOLOL
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
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