Chart jokes

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

FIERY LOS

What color is your Bugatti?