Forrest Gump: Who’s your favorite Lodd of the Rings character? Lieutenant Dan: Legaless
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
what do you call cap and spider-man? SPIDER-AMERICA!!!!!!!!
i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)
What is an orphans favorite video game? Who's your daddy
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
gumball: what's that? Is it a twig? banana Joe: no. Darwin: Is it a leaf? banana Joe: no. Gumball: What is it then? banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?
Ma rio
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
I like the iceberg....my favourite character was the iceberg
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
