What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Character Jokes
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Walter White.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Princess Peach is a BUM!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
