Character jokes
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Walter White.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.