Character jokes
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Mario (DYM 150).
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.