Character jokes
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Mario (DYM 150).
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."