What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Super Mario.
Wahoo!
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
