Character

Character jokes

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”

The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”

He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.