What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
