What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
