How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
Oops, I made a mistake.
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead.
Ariana Grande was in the store and when she pustest her groecy she said "Thank you, next"
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
What Actor does an orphan hate ?
Vin Diesel.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
Your leg is straighter than James Charles
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talk about in this website
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
