Celebrity jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.
Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.