Celebrity jokes
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."