I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What are Michael Jackson ́s Pronouns ? He He
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous. His face was chiseled in a mountain
they found out that michael jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hihi
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
