Celebrity jokes

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!

Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because...now good night!

Prince: We can work some things out?

Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

To be continued

How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?

He can't drink and drive.

Cardi B has very long nails.

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.