Celebrity jokes
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.