On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
