Celebrity jokes
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Paul Walker.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.