Celebrity jokes
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.