Cant jokes
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.