Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.