Cant jokes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!
(Btw I never actually did this irl yet)
So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why I made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.
I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.