Cant jokes
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.