Cant jokes

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

It can’t find home.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

They aren't wanted.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home base.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

'Cause they're dead.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home base is.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.