Cant jokes
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.