Cant jokes
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
I know
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!