Cant jokes
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.