Cant jokes
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.