Cant jokes
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.