Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.