Cant jokes
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?