Cant jokes
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.