Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.