Cant jokes

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home.

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?

Because he's always spotted.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find their way home.

A girl named Sally has no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

She never answered...

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.