Cant jokes
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.