Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
I know
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.